Forever Young

me: i actually feel happy with everything right now
face: here's some acne
school: here's some work
friends: here's a knife in the back
parents: here's some added pressure
crush: here's my new girlfriend
tumblr: we're sorry
me: ok

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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"

xtrustno1:

doubtfades:

Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]

#this child for president

So true.

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